A Beautiful Blonde Boarded a Plane to Chicago
Humor - Thanks to delagotti for today's joke

She was seated in the economy passenger section.

Once the airplane was in the air, she got up and went into first class and took a seat.

The stewardess told her that unless she produced a first class ticket she had to return to the other section.

The blonde refused and said "I am beautiful, I am smart, I am going to Chicago to see my boyfriend and I am staying here."

Other stewardesses tried everything to get her to move, but she refused and kept saying she was going to Chicago and she was staying where she was.

Finally, the stewardess told the Captain about the situation.

The co-pilot offered to go in and handle it, but the captain said no, he was married to a blonde and knew what to do.

The Captain went into first class and whispered in the blonde's ear.

She looked up at him shocked and quickly went back to the passenger section. Everyone was amazed and asked the Captain what he had said.

He said, "I just told her that First class did not go to Chicago!"