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Exorcists claim Pope said prayer to liberate a young boy from demons after Pentecost mass

Holy Cannoli 21/05/2013 10:48:39

Let's have a close look at the young man. If, indeed, it was an exorcism, there should be no doubt in its effects.

The next job would be to rid the hierarchy of its demons.

Cardinal Dolan Explains Himself

Holy Cannoli 20/05/2013 06:07:09

We have a cardinal of the Catholic Church who openly and repeatedly coddles pro-abortion and pro-homosexual 'so called' Catholic politicians and you worry about calumny? Evidently satire (this man's abuses are held up to public ridicule) escapes simple minds.

The point is that the man is a dissembler and a coward in the face of pro-abortion politicians. He, and others like him, are a disgrace to Catholicism and need to be exposed and called out often without reserve for the scandal they … [More]

Veni, Creator Spiritus.

Holy Cannoli 18/05/2013 11:15:54

Very nice!

5 years ago.....B.C.

Pope Francis Frees Two Doves

Holy Cannoli 17/05/2013 17:19:04

In Italian, DOVE is translated as COLOMBA (the white pigeon that became the symbol of peace).

To all except those with the thickest skulls, this thread very clearly deals with the Holy Father releasing 2 doves at St Peter's square.

That's it. Nothing more although many of you have appropriated my video upload as your own personal forum for petty bickering and argumentation.

For that reason, future posts will be disabled on this thread.

Make up in 10 Seconds :o)

Holy Cannoli 15/05/2013 07:43:52

The last model is my favorite. Women could learn a lot from this video. Even if she took 20 seconds to put on make up, I wouldn't mind at all.

Beautiful and Fast...these are words to live by.

Don Reto Nay states his position

Holy Cannoli 17/03/2013 10:58:50

The Horror of the Swastika

Only these European socialists, particularly those in Germany, could show their contempt for the system of a fascist dictator by passing a law that is fully commensurate with a fascist dictatorship.

Too bad in today's politically correct age that Europeans will never consider banning the communist hammer and sickle. Commies through out the last 100 years of history have murdered more than 100 million people, making the Nazis look like amateurs...

Gay Groups Rush to Label New Pope "Hateful" and "Harsh"

Holy Cannoli 15/03/2013 10:11:24

Many in the pro-family movement have long believed, that the push for “gay marriage” is not coming exclusively from homosexual lobbyists, but from a more sinister international cadre of highly placed secularist social engineers seeking a radical alteration of the foundational ideas of Western Civilization.

Gays and lesbians are among the most hateful, bigoted and intolerant disgusting pieces of filth on the planet. Yet, they are the ones who object the most when straights simply want to … [More]

Gloria.TV News on the 14th of March 2013

Holy Cannoli 14/03/2013 16:22:05

The Catholic Church is clear on its stance against abortion yet these 6 German bishops are permitting the use of an abortive pill in German Catholic hospitals.

Who do these men serve?

Do they serve the Lord and Giver of All Life or do they serve the whims of a decadent society?

Clearly these bishops have succumbed to the promptings of a culture in steep decline and anti-life/ pro-homosex publications such as Der Spiegel.

How can these hypocrites ever be taken seriously again?

It was in … [More]

Rounds 2 and 3: Black smoke...

Holy Cannoli 14/03/2013 14:40:20

Obviously, the message I received was incorrect. I should have known better than to ever trust a German.

Rounds 2 and 3: Black smoke...

Holy Cannoli 13/03/2013 14:56:51

I just received a super secret tweet from Rome. I can't say from whom and I can't say his exact location, but the message contained only one word.

"Scola"

Deutschland Über Alles

Holy Cannoli 12/03/2013 09:41:06

The Producers is a musical adapted by Mel Brooks and Thomas Meehan from Brooks' 1968 film of the same name, with lyrics written by Brooks and music composed by Brooks and arranged by Glen Kelly and Doug Besterman. As in the film, the story concerns two theatrical producers who scheme to get rich by overselling interests in a Broadway flop. The humor of the show draws on ridiculous accents, characters of homosexuals and Nazis, and many show business in-jokes.

At the 2001 Tony Awards, The … [More]

Gloria.TV News on the 12th of March 2013

Holy Cannoli 12/03/2013 09:04:52

he (Card Dolan) compared the process of getting to know the other Cardinals to the process of getting married. Quote: “You get to know them, you listen to them, it’s like when you marry.”

Let us hope that the marriage comparison goes no further.

The Pink Swastica

Holy Cannoli 11/03/2013 10:57:55

Colonstein,

only "rhine monkeys"

The correct term, Herr Colonstein is "humorless inbred Rhine monkeys."

You're wasting your time at Gloria. You should join your girlfriends at Der Spiegel. Maybe even the great pro-sodomy and pro-abortion fellow Rhine monkey would go on a date with you.

The Pink Swastica

Holy Cannoli 11/03/2013 10:22:00

The humorless inbred Rhine monkeys should stay on their own board or join their fellow Eurotrash at the Socialist/ Marxist/pro-abort/'sodomy uber alles' at Spiegel.tv.

Cardinal Meisner defends his support of the "morning-after" pill

Holy Cannoli 10/03/2013 09:08:22

Dear Cardinal Meisner,

I know you probably won't be seeing this message for a few days since you are in Rome about to elect a new pope (God help us).

But nevertheless,why did you claim that the "morning after pill" could be ethically used after rape as a contraceptive and that you had informed Gänswein (Secretary of Pope Benedict XVI, Archbishop Georg Gänswein) by telephone and that Gänswein told you that, "The Pope knows. it's all in order"?

Why did you state that “The Pope knows, it's all … [More]

Gloria.TV News on the 7th of March 2013

Holy Cannoli 07/03/2013 10:03:08

If his bishop had any courage, Fr. Brian at Most Holy Redeemer in SF would be removed.

Here's a little something regarding the banning of drag queens on Church premises "Father Brian wasn’t educated about the importance of drag queens in the gay community. Once it was explained to him, he said they were welcome to attend as long as their behavior was church-appropriate." He says that the idea that they would make such a decision, to ban drag queens, was "obnoxious and ridiculous."

More of the … [More]

Gloria.TV News Special Report

Holy Cannoli 05/03/2013 14:07:43

Hello, Nina

You wrote:
men should remain men, no matter how old they are

Yes, but each man must know his limitations.

I have been using an online translator and reading the posts on the German side of Gloria.tv. Have you done that?

What I see on the German side are a few fighters and a few girly-men. So, in addition to age being a factor as to whether or not a man will intervene in a combative situation depends not only on the age and the health of the man but, perhaps to an even greater … [More]

Gloria.TV News Special Report

Holy Cannoli 05/03/2013 11:20:30

Leone,

Good point. For liberal elites (Henry being a classic example) their preaching of tolerance and respect for others is not how they treat others (as seen in the vid) but it is how they themselves expect demand to be treated.

It seemed to me that the Church men of Sedrun that I saw in the video were older gentlemen and so it's understandable that they wouldn't want to get injured in an altercation.

Personally, I would have avoided a physical encounter unless either one or both of the … [More]

Gloria.TV News Special Report

Holy Cannoli 04/03/2013 11:33:08

Cannoli's Translation of the Translation

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In the past the Church used to be more peaceful

Translation:

We used to push around clerics and church goers and they would offer no resistance. Who are these people?
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That woman is surely not the Church.

Translation:

That Russian female hit me with her umbrella. My head still hurts.
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German Spiegel.tv harasses International Gloria.tv

Holy Cannoli 03/03/2013 16:50:33

I don't want to defend this journalist but he seemed to be very friendly,

Evidently you did NOT listen to this video?

This very friendly journalist that you speak of:

along with his cameraman, illegitimately, unannounced, and disrespectfully entered into the Catholic Church or Rueras in the Romanish-speaking region of Switzerland. The shocking incident happened only a few minutes before Mass was scheduled to begin. When the uninvited intruders where asked to leave the Church, the cameraman … [More]

German Spiegel.tv harasses International Gloria.tv

Holy Cannoli 03/03/2013 13:39:22

This video is an example of “ambush journalism” and it has been effective in the States and elsewhere more often than not. This tactic often accomplishes its goal and that's the reason it is used by unprincipled “journalists” such as Hendrik Vöhringer.

The target of this kind of attack will often answer the “journalists” questions without hesitation speaking directly into the video camera.
What the target does not realize is that he/she is being used by the unscrupulous “journalist” and … [More]

German Spiegel.tv harasses International Gloria.tv

Holy Cannoli 03/03/2013 11:58:50

Herr Doppelbauer,
Vee av ar vays offf deelink vit chou.

Catholic "How to meet a girl" Lines/Christian Breakup Lines

Holy Cannoli 02/03/2013 14:05:15

13. You always overcook the pasta. Begone where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Now Gathering in Rome, a Conclave of Fallible Cardinals

Holy Cannoli 02/03/2013 12:57:32

Not only will he be there, his presence was defended by Cardinal Levada, the former Prefect for the Congregation for the Faith which routinely deals with clerical sex abuse cases against minors and vulnerable adults.

Not only is Mahony an embarrassment, his presence at the conclave taints the optics of the entire show. What could the sexual victims and the families of those victims in Los Angeles be thinking when Mahony is going to be one of the electors of the next pope and his presence is … [More]

Pope, in book, says homosexuality incompatible with priesthood

Holy Cannoli 27/02/2013 18:55:46

Hay Zeus, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart. Then you can start to make it better.

Pope, in book, says homosexuality incompatible with priesthood

Holy Cannoli 27/02/2013 17:05:22

Different times call for different solutions.

Yea, that's what the pro-aborts and homos say.

That's a completely illogical comparison and a classic example of the Strawman Fallacy.
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Bottom line...with all the mess in the church, no Pope, no human, is going to change a thing.

That's your bottom line. The fact is that married converts from other denominations are becoming Catholic Priests and it's working.

You don't like it?

Too bad.

Get over … [More]

Pope, in book, says homosexuality incompatible with priesthood

Holy Cannoli 27/02/2013 16:17:33

Different times call for different solutions. These are desperate times calling for desperate solutions. The ideal is one thing while the practical, at least in these times and in this case, is something different.

BXVI's solution seems to be to simply re-state the rule and then sit back and wait for the order to be executed by a subversively unwilling executive body.

Clearly, that can't work. It can't work because the entrenched Lavender Mafia won't let it work.

So, if the currently … [More]

Pope, in book, says homosexuality incompatible with priesthood

Holy Cannoli 27/02/2013 16:09:38

We are no longer living in Apostolic times and it is unreasonable and unfair to their families to think married men would/should leave their wives and children to be a priest or to be anything else for that matter.

Until there is a better solution, I would prefer having one married priest with a family, a part time dental practice who painted houses on the weekends, rather than 10 homos swishing and lisping their way during mass while wearing rainbow colored vestments.

Gloria.TV News on the 26th of February 2013

Holy Cannoli 26/02/2013 13:29:15

Il Bacio della Pace

Pope, in book, says homosexuality incompatible with priesthood

Holy Cannoli 25/02/2013 15:36:35

It's not "rubbish." Eastern Rite Catholics are as much Catholic as you are.

I would be for any plan (short of women priests) to get rid of the homos that have plagued the Catholic Church for decades. ($3 BILLION in money damages to say nothing of the loss of moral authority and respectability around the world)

This cancer has spread even to the highest offices of the episcopacy including cardinals and it is still occurring. Desperate times call for desperate measures.