Pope Will Baptize Little Green Men If They Ask

Father Guido Sarducci, the Prefect of the Pontifical Committee for Intergalactic Dialogue, has said that even though Martians or other visitors from space are aliens and not really men and therefore are not descendants of Adam and would not have the stain of Original Sin on their souls, we will baptize them anyway. First, what the heck, it can't hurt and second it's better that we get to them before the Jews attempt to circumcise them which would likely damage intergalactic relations forever. We can work out the theology later.