Pilgrimage to the Holy Land
Pilgrimage to the Holy Land Humor - Today's jokes were provided by Dino This old couple decides to take a trip to Israel. While they are there, the wife unfortunately passes away. So The man calls for …More
Pilgrimage to the Holy Land
Humor - Today's jokes were provided by Dino
This old couple decides to take a trip to Israel. While they are there, the wife unfortunately passes away. So The man calls for the undertaker to get him ready for his burial back in the states.
The undertaker says, "Well sir, if you decided to ship her back to the United States its going to cost you $5,000, but if you want we can bury her here for only $150"
So the man thinks about it and finally he says to the undertaker, "well, you know what, I think I'm going to have to send her back to the United States. I'll pay the $5,000"
The undertaker says, are you sure? That's a lot of money to spend"
The man goes, "Yeah I remember reading a story of some man dying and being buried here. three days later he rose again and I just can't take that chance."
________________________________________ An Austrian Cardinal enters the Vatican bank, approaches a bank teller and whispers, "Excuse me, I would like to deposit 3 million …More
Humor - Today's jokes were provided by Dino
This old couple decides to take a trip to Israel. While they are there, the wife unfortunately passes away. So The man calls for the undertaker to get him ready for his burial back in the states.
The undertaker says, "Well sir, if you decided to ship her back to the United States its going to cost you $5,000, but if you want we can bury her here for only $150"
So the man thinks about it and finally he says to the undertaker, "well, you know what, I think I'm going to have to send her back to the United States. I'll pay the $5,000"
The undertaker says, are you sure? That's a lot of money to spend"
The man goes, "Yeah I remember reading a story of some man dying and being buried here. three days later he rose again and I just can't take that chance."
________________________________________ An Austrian Cardinal enters the Vatican bank, approaches a bank teller and whispers, "Excuse me, I would like to deposit 3 million …More
