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HerzMariae
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Emoijs for 2020
V.R.S.
They had it all wrong. The eyes are the key now. In 2000 two emojis with two basic emotions will be enough - with masks and two different eye sets: worried animal & angry animal.
Elista
😷 😷
philosopher
Sounds like you have the look of a Covidnista or a member of Al Covid 😉
Ultraviolet
I'm having non-stop lulz with these stupid restrictions. :D Interestingly, and nowhere as funny, other people are having their own kind of fun. too. Have you run into a "Covid Collaborator"?

They're the kind who LOVE calling people out on "social distancing". They seem to walk around with a yard-stick rammed up their backside checking how far apart everyone is .This calls for Plan B.

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I'm having non-stop lulz with these stupid restrictions. :D Interestingly, and nowhere as funny, other people are having their own kind of fun. too. Have you run into a "Covid Collaborator"?

They're the kind who LOVE calling people out on "social distancing". They seem to walk around with a yard-stick rammed up their backside checking how far apart everyone is .This calls for Plan B.

Covid Collaborator: *double-takes my outfit and then checking my feet*: "YOU are not two meters away. You have to be two meters away for social distancing!".

Never mind most American don't normally use the metric system on day to day basis. Covid Collaborators almost always call out their distance in meters. It's European and therefore automatically better and more scientific and more sophisticated, and more accurate, etc.

But like most Europhiles, they're also pretentious and provincial. They aren't the "citizens of the world" they fancy themselves and that becomes their undoing.

*Osama Bin Covid: (in an angry Afghan accent) !لسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ بِاسْمِ الآبِ وَالاِبْنِ وَالرُّوحِ الْقُدُسِ Coming out of that black tagelmust, it's 100% Scary Muslim Noises and I haven't had a Covid Collaborator yet who didn't drop the discussion right there. It means, "In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit, Peace be upon you" and it is a licit Christian greeting among Middle Eastern Christians. But whoo boy... what an effect.

Sooner or later I'm going to run into someone who doesn't back down and for that unfortunate, I have Plan C ready and waiting. ;-)
Ultraviolet
People's eyes are still VERY expressive. Especially when they get an eyeful of my current "Covid Costume": Three meters of black cotton cloth as a head-wrap and a surplus camo field jacket from a local thrift store. Hey, we all hafta do our part like Dr. Fauci sez. Can't be too careful, y'know? :P

p.s. No, I don't weart ammo belts. That would be trying too hard.