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Trads: Welcome to Your New Parish! You Traditional Catholics must be reindoctrinated. Your Latin Mass is illegal and divisive, therefore it will be eliminated. As an alternative to sending you …More
Trads: Welcome to Your New Parish!

You Traditional Catholics must be reindoctrinated. Your Latin Mass is illegal and divisive, therefore it will be eliminated. As an alternative to sending you forced re-education camps, this kinder/gentler approach allows you to be reindoctrinated in an entertaining online course. You are on the honor system; no certificates are required! Simply contact your Diocesan Office and inform them as you complete each training session.

COURSE TITLE: TRADITIONES CUSTODES 101 (TC-101)
LESSON 1: WELCOME TO YOUR NEW PARISH!
LESSON OVERVIEW: Father Timmy introduces a group of newly-orphaned Trads to their new Novus Ordo parish, St. Sillies. This lesson emphasizes the importance of having fun at Mass, and opening yourself up to the "Spirit of Vatican II" through the magic of liturgical dance!
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Mah bishop sez different 'cuz St. Sillies don't bring in too much cash. Fr. Timmy is on diocesan "welfare" paid for, largely, by St. Hidebound and two other traditionalist parishes in the state. Only thing that cartoon got right is Mr. Trad would be the only guy at St. Sillies wearin' a suit 'n tie and his children will be the only ones there with naturally colored hair.