Which one is parody? Which one is reality?

We're ahead of reality by mere minutes at this point.


I thought the weaponized street lights and the weaponized speakers I've seen all over our city at least were to make sure there were no looters and rioters. Why are they getting away with it? Who, exactly, is funding them??? If you say Soros and company, you win the jackpot.
My fave is the Merriam Webster dictionary changed the definition of racism after critics used it to correct a minority social justice warrior.