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Zimbabwe Pastor Tried to Walk on Water - Was Eaten By Crocodiles

On Saturday morning, a Protestant pastor, Jonathan Mthethwa, was eaten alive within minutes by three crocodiles after he had tried to walk upon the water of the so-called Crocodile River in Zimbabwe.

Mthethwa belonged to a local community called “Saint of the Last Days Church” based in White River, Mpumalanga. He intended to show his faith to his congregants by imitating Jesus walking on the water.

Souce: Herald Zimbabwe

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Francesco Federico
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Time for the congregants to look for a new church.
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President Trump invited Pope Francis for lunch on his mega yacht.

The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's zucchetto ( little white hat) off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them …More
President Trump invited Pope Francis for lunch on his mega yacht.

The Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's zucchetto ( little white hat) off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless also. No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

But that afternoon, the major news networks ABC, NBC, CNN and MSNBC knew how to cover the story. Their banner headline read:

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
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