At The Bar

At The Bar

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says.

"What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.

"But that was an iceberg!" replied the Jew.

"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" said the Chinese man.

Q: How do Swiss brain cells die?
A: Alone.

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I am afraid you are again wrong, Holy Cannoli: "Horst" is a name that is not used in Switzerland.

Your "Horst Schwallie", in reality, was born as Holly Schwally, the illegitimate son of an American who won the Nobel price for peace in Afghanistan, Iraq and other countries.
Holy Cannoli
Homer changed his name when he was still a child and defected from that desolate land of ice, snow, goats and cows.

In Switzerland, he was called Horst Schwallie.


The Swiss version of American rappers?

Cannoli, you're right - microscopically there is something...

But: Homer Simpson is american, no? 😁
Holy Cannoli
Q./A. : Swiss brains have cells....? 😲 🚬