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Everyone knows Colin! (Catholic humor)

Colin was bragging to his boss one day.

"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts.

“Colin! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch."

Although impressed, Colin's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Colin that he thinks Colin's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else." Colin says.

"President Obama." His boss quickly retorts.

"Yes." Colin says. "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

At the White House, Obama spots Colin on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying.

“Colin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Colin, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope." His boss replies.

"Sure." Says Colin. “I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Colin and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Colin says.

“This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican balcony. Sure enough, half an hour later Colin emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Colin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Colin asks him.

“What happened?"

His boss looks up and says. "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said. 'Who the heck is that on the balcony with Colin?’”
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to Don Reto who was also on the bus. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked Fr. Nay, "Father, what causes arthritis?”

"Mister, arthritis is cause…More
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to Don Reto who was also on the bus. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked Fr. Nay, "Father, what causes arthritis?”

"Mister, arthritis is caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," Don Reto replied.

"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.

Don Reto, feeling some guilt about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in the paper that the Pope does." 😲
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Who is Tom Cruise?
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Ask Colin 😉
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Just another American actor.