Eccles: Now, Holy Retired Father, it is very good of you to give me an interview. My first question to you is: "Who is the Pope?" Benedict: Well, it's not me, is it? Francis, I suppose. Eccles (coming in for the kill): So if I were to contradict the claim that you refuse to deny the negative of the proposition that Francis fails to be anything other than the Pope, what would you say? Benedict (…More
Eccles: Now, Holy Retired Father, it is very good of you to give me an interview. My first question to you is: "Who is the Pope?" Benedict: Well, it's not me, is it? Francis, I suppose. Eccles (coming in for the kill): So if I were to contradict the claim that you refuse to deny the negative of the proposition that Francis fails to be anything other than the Pope, what would you say? Benedict (hesitates): Eccles (scribbling in notebook): BENEDICT NOT SURE WHETHER FRANCIS IS THE POPE. Eccles: Let's move onto something easier. The man in the news this week is Mr Potatohead. What do you think of him? Benedict: Who? Georg Gänswein: Er, that would be Kartoffelkopf. Benedict: Ah, yes, you mean Heinrich Kartoffelkopf, the great nineteenth century German theologian who refuted the ideas of Professor Maximilian Bohnen? Eccles (scribbling): BENEDICT ENTERS THE POTATOHEAD DEBATE.
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Eccles is saved: We interview Pope Benedict

As the Fake News Correspondent of the Italian newspaper Così fan tutte I was very pleased to be granted an interview with Emergency Pope Benedict (…
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"Fake news"..., appropriately enough from another Benedict fanboy. Always nice to see their kind using lame satire the way the leftists do. It means they've given up trying to prove their claims with facts.