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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS (Part II)

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS (Part II)
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13) The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

14) A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

15) At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

16) Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

17) The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

18) Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

19) 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

20) Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

21) The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

22) Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is preparing for the girth of their first child.

23) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

24) The Lutheran Men’s group will meet at 6:00 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

25) The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours.”

wirewrapper
Hay Temperance you want to hear something funny. I am a white guy who can't get the Chinese right at Church here in Taiwan... So say what you like but you ought to be more considerate!
Temperance
#15 is whats in my church! The choir sometimes has this Asian guy that sings "Wone bwead wone bwody"! Lol!