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Is Mary not a virgin? The German bishops’ new Bible translation leaves it… unclear.

Absolutely nothing puts Bible Thumpers (aka: Prots) in a fit of terror and resentment more than a discussion of the Immaculate Blessed Virgin and Catholics veneration for her. I suspect the changes that are “binding' (perhaps a laxative would help to "loosen" these Krauts) are to attract more Prots into the fold and, at the same time, to retain the fed-up Catholics and border line/ready to leave pseudo-Catholics angry about the German Church Tax.

When in doubt, follow the money.
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Doctrine

I don't "Lionel" from Adam
Evidently you haven't been paying attention.

I do know what the sin of calumny is "Cannoli".
Actually you don't and you need to know before you stick you nose in affairs that don't concern you, Sweet Cheeks
Calumny

I wonder what you call those who would defend an anti-Catholic? Perhaps anti-Catholic themselves.
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Doctrine

Lionel “The Humble” Andrades is a mentally unbalanced anti-Catholic. In addition he suffers from delusions of grandeur in that he believes only he and not the magisterium of the Church knows the truth of Catholic teaching.
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One only needs to observe his daily repeated attempts to discredit the Catholic Church as he does in the post on this very page adding various colors, bold and other childish effects further demonstrating his obsessive/compulsive pathology
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The fact is that the vast majori… [More]
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Doctrine

Lionel "The Humble" writes:

Do you know some 'faithful Jews' who will go to Heaven without the baptism of water in the Catholic Church?

Try Moses for starters.
You want a Tibetan ? See the Dalai Lama.
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There are millions and millions and millions more but your intellect is too rigid to admit them into your own private water baptism paradise.
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You bore me on account of your thinking being fatally flawed and your stubborn adherence to the EENS heresy. I am tired of you. My … [More]
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Doctrine

Lionel "The Humble" writes:
I am affirming the strict interpretation of the dogma extra ecclesiam nulla salus

However, 2 of the most reputable, well known and highly respected Catholic websites do not.
What "No Salvation Outside the Church" Means.
Outside The Church There Is No Salvation
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The “Humble One”disagrees. You see the “Humble One” and the “Humble One” only is the sole source of all things Catholic - not the pope, not previous popes and not the magisterium of the Catholic Church … [More]
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Doctrine

Lionel "Mr. Humility" Andrades states:

EWTN AND CATHOLIC ANSWERS MAKE THE FOLLOWING THEOLOGICAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL MISTAKES.

That above comment is all one needs to know about Lionel "Mr. Humility" Andrades. Reading any more of his garbage will only give you a headache on account of its poorly written, convoluted, excessive and deliberately non-Catholic claims.

In the years I have been posting at Gloria.tv never before have I witnessed an individual that is so out of touch with reality and … [More]
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Sep 22 - Homily: Nothing New Under the Sun

Lionel "Mr. Humility" Andrades states:
EWTN AND CATHOLIC ANSWERS MAKE THE FOLLOWING THEOLOGICAL AND PHILOSOPHICAL MISTAKES.
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The above comment is all one needs to know about Lionel "Mr. Humility" Andrades. Reading any more of his garbage will only give you a headache on account of its poorly written, convoluted, excessive and deliberately non-Catholic claims.
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In the years I have been posting at Gloria.tv never before have I witnessed an individual that is so out of touch with … [More]
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Pope: We don’t cover up the light of God

Invincibly Ignorant
The Church recognizes that God does not condemn those who are innocently ignorant of the truth about his offer of salvation. Regarding the doctrine in question, the Catechism of the Catholic Church (quoting Vatican II document Lumen Gentium, 16) states:
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This affirmation is not aimed at those who, through no fault of their own, do not know Christ and his Church: Those who, through no fault of their own, do not know the Gospel of Christ or his Church, but who nevertheless … [More]
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APOSTAZY- What we catholics did to our GOD

Lionel L. Andrades wrote:
There is no known salvation outside the Church...
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Non Catholics are on the way to Hell and the pope does not tell them this...
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These are just 2 of the numerous lies, distortions and half-truths that fill each and every post Lionel L. Andrades makes.
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1) Lionel L. Andrades has no idea what is the meaning of EENS or its implications.

2) Lionel L. Andrades is filled with an overwhelming negativity that permeates each and everything he writes.

3) Lionel L. … [More]
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Catholics, you have been robbed of the Mass!

Lionel L. Andrades wrote:
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Fr. John Hunwicke, Joseph Shaw, the FSSP priests and the sedevantists influenced by Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, do not say that they reject Cushingism and accept Feeneyism.They offer/ attend Mass with an irrational and heretical interpretative theology.
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There you have it. According to Lionel Andrades, the above priests are all heretics. Do you realize what you are Lionel and what your demeaning posts say about you? I don't think you do so I am going to tell you.
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Catholics, you have been robbed of the Mass!

Abramo wrote: “I do not care much about movies, but this is truly an astonishing piece.”
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Even if one could overlook the horrendous music that accompanied this video, what I managed to endure of this film still doesn't interest me. There is nothing new. The goal of a movie ought to be entertainment and the most successful movies are very entertaining. Preaching moral instruction in a film is boring. In addition, the acting here is weak and the dialogue is slow moving and unexciting.
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I fully … [More]
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Williams vs. Sharapova

Dr Stuart Reiss (aka: Stewie)

Mr Holy Canoli [sic] don't play games you know exactly which picture you made a racial slur on.

Without knowing who I am or what I may or may not believe, you incorrectly inferred that what I wrote was a racial slur. In doing so you demonstrate a prejudicial disposition, a poorly educated mind, and a substandard IQ that has been influenced by the “everything is racial” and the “we must not dare to offend” identity politics from TV news outlets such as CNN. In … [More]
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Williams vs. Sharapova

Dear Dr "of white guilt" Stuart Reiss.

Which picture am I referring to, Stewie?

Do you automatically think I was writing about the black girl hence your KKK reference? If it were not for your own typical, white guilt, holiest one in the room, knee-jerk, dingbat racism you would have not been able to draw that conclusion.

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Baptize All Nations

You must have missed my post to you yesterday.

You wrote:
One can choose the Feeneyite theology, which is the traditional theology of the saints and popes, and also attend the Novus Ordo Mass.This is what I do.

Perhaps you could enlighten me, Cushy? Can you briefly, systemetically and concisely answer the following question? Is there absolutely no salvation outside of the visible Catholic Church? If true, can you demonstrate how some peasant and his family living in upper Mongolia or Yemen … [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 1st of September 2016

sadly most Catholics ARE embracing it as truth while their souls could fall in danger.

You don't know that. You know nothing about 'truth' or about what “most Catholics” are embracing or not embracing. The fact is "most Catholics" are not even Catholic and besides, you don't even know what you are “embracing” much less if your own soul is in danger or not.

I have seen your doing it for a long time and you never change your constant blabber against those who tell the world about Francis poison,… [More]
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Agents of the Devil

The Cushy Anaconda promoting his boring website...again? Pathetic.

Perhaps you could enlighten me, Cushy Anaconda? Is there absolutely no salvation outside of the visible Catholic Church? If true, can you demonstrate how some peasant and his family living in upper Mongolia or Yemen or Somalia or Afghanistan who lived hundreds of years ago, who never heard the name of Jesus the Christ even mentioned, would have no possibility of salvation and be damned for all eternity? Show how … [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 1st of September 2016

Didn't Saint Athanasius remained faithful?

Now you compare yourself with the great Athanasius? Think about it, would he have posted each day his vile opinions about the Pope. At least he, unlike you, had the courage to spend his life in exile because of his belief in the Divinity of Christ. Exile, hiding, fleeing from place to place..nothing deterred him.

"we must call the error as error"

And exactly what are you, dear Mutton, going to do about it? Are you simply going to call, call and … [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 1st of September 2016

BUT those who saw it didn't ran away, they remained faithful, those who actually ran away didn't know their faith well.

Your position above defies logic. “They remained faithful” to what? From what you have written previously it would mean that these poor unfortunate souls “remained faithful” to a corrupt organization with dishonorable and unscrupulous men in authority including the man on top. What is the point in remaining a member in such a loathsome organization? For the sake of one's own … [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 1st of September 2016

And so it continues. Along with Lionel the Anaconda and Cowboy Chuck we also have a Pompous Prideful, Know It All, Mutton that Talks to help guide the rest of us poor deluded souls to the promised land.

If what the Talking Mutton says is true, then, it naturally follows with precious few exceptions, the entire hierarchy (Cardinals and Bishops) of the Catholic Church are corrupt and beyond redemption since they themselves are the direct cause of electing the current pope and for … [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 1st of September 2016

Bergoglio is not the pope.
Bergoglio is not a Catholic.


As illustrated above, the level of discourse, if it generously can be called that, at Gloria.tv sinks to a new low on nearly a daily basis.

But surely Lourdes is immune to the vagaries of time and a decadent culture.

Lourdes throws open its doors to gays for Valentine's Day
Catholic official insists a Valentine's Day invitation to visit the town is "open to all kinds of couples – married, not married, homosexual ..."
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Muhammad Ali Humiliates Race Deniers

Abramo
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'Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while'
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Hitler was vehemently anti-smoking and is often considered to be the first national leader to advocate nonsmoking.

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The kids he experimented on loved their "Uncle Mengele" because he was kind to them when nobody else was, bringing them candy and such. But of course he then killed many of them during his experiments, especially twins.

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Al Capone opened soup kitchens during the Great Depression and generally was a very generous… [More]
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Muhammad Ali Humiliates Race Deniers

Celebrities - Is there anything they don't know?

Clay/Ali was the greatest marketer for the sport of Boxing for all time but he was a traitor (Draft dodger) part of the Muslim Brotherhood and radical as well. He hung out with Malcom X, Stokely Carmichael, Elijah Muhammad, Louis Farrakhan and the Black Lives Matter degenerates of that era. His celebrity association with The Nation of Islam no doubt made that blight all the more popular, drew in thousands of blacks into that hateful organization… [More]
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THE BLOOD THAT SAVES ~ Pt. 1: Biblical Roots of the Eucharist & Priesthood

Can't handle the truth, eh? Even his own order condemned him. Erase me, you imbecile.
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Forgiving - a Truly Divine Action

If your hair gets any longer you will be able to stow the Lectionary in the overhead bin.

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Gloria.TV News on the 24th of October 2014

Better remain poor but free.

Poor people always say that.

It's best to have money AND be free.

P.S. Lucia is a babe.
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Bishop Paprocki issues a decree of excommunication

Good for Bishop Paprocki but this excom was an easy call. Keldermans is a nobody and everyone knows that her sponsoring organization, Roman Catholic Womenpriests, Inc are a bunch of loony harpies who should be occuping their 'Golden Years' by knitting socks for their grandchildren.

This is the guy who needs a public excom but don't hold your breath. The most that Catholic bishops in Illinois will do is to send the governor a "strong statement."

Why?

No guts.

You see, Quinn, the Catholic … [More]
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US cyber thief cries thief

Greatest country in the world? F that...

If you don't like it here and if you believe that there is someplace on earth that offers more opportunity than America, then take your perpetually negative attitude and go. With your attitude, you'd be a fool to stay in such a "terrible place" as the United States. Besides, nobody is holding a gun to your head forcing you to stay and you and the rest of the "hate America" chronic complainers would not be missed.

You also seem to have a problem with … [More]
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Will Pope Francis Meet with P.A. Muslim Sheikh Who Called for Exterminating Jews?

It wouldn't surprise me if Francis meets the Mufti. The PR apparatus and the protocol dept at the Vatican has a history of being incompetent although this would be a new low. If it happens, kiss the Jews good-bye as far as any meaningful future "Dialogue TM " is concerned.
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While in Church, a Catholic Woman Says: "I almost got in a fistfight today"

I'd guess that the soldier was following orders and so he did not interfere with the screaming kid. I'd also guess that it was a N.O. mass since Trads, from my experience, have more consideration for others than to allow their bundle of joy to so greatly disturb the mass and many of the mass goers.
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US cyber thief cries thief

Such vitriol directed at the greatest country on earth? I sense jealousy.



Look, there's plenty to dislike and distrust about the U.S. especially under the corrupt Obama regime. However, ones personal “feelings” regarding the decay occurring in America should not cloud the facts of what is and what has been happening in China with respect to Catholicism.
www.crisismagazine.com/2013/catholicism-in-china-today
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US cyber thief cries thief

Source ChinaDaily.com?

This is equivalent to reading a propaganda article from Pravda during the cold war and expecting to find the truth.

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While in Church, a Catholic Woman Says: "I almost got in a fistfight today"

Although I would have advised most women to react differently in a similar situation, I like this lady and her story, a lot. Too bad she wasn't carrying an umbrella. :o)

As far as the 2 effeminate pansies “THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO!” sitting behind her who looked like men , they were not men. If this courageous lady were a relative or a friend of mine, I would definitely have eventually met up with these 2 and told them to their faces that they were cowards and a perfect example of the wussifi… [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 19th of May 2014

“impossible to resist”. Quote: The priest is “100% divine, and needs you.”

How about adopt a cannoli...impossible to resist and tastes divine.



Signore solo, per favore.

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Harvard University “Black Mass”: Mother Olga

Good for you, Fr. JW.

Where was His Eminence? We know what he said but how about some 'rubber meets the road' leadership? His attendance would have added a great deal to the spirit and effectiveness of the event. Is it beneath him to march with the faithful?

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Elderly pro-life man threatened with violence (video)

Goon: I'm not a baby killer. I supply a service.

The jerk is no Socrates and it's futile to talk with him. Period. He (and I would guess that the rest of the employees inside) live in a world of denial and rationalization.

This older man and any other pro-lifer need to be careful. Hotheaded, big-mouth bullies can be dangerous especially to those they perceive as vulnerable and who present no physical threat.

Choose your wing man wisely. Preferably a big, ugly, mean looking minority to watc… [More]
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A priest's journey to Heaven, hell, and purgatory

lost souls that were “dirty, filthy and ugly.”

Could also be the congress of the United States.

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Suor Cristina - "What a feeling" - The Voice Of Italy

I'll be glad when her 15 minutes is over. She's uses and she profanes what identifies her as a religious (the habit) as a commercial tool to sell her singing. It stinks but it's typical of post VC-II modernism.

Analysis of her singing:

In spite of the glitzy backup and music, she's mediocre at best. Whenever one sings a song that was made famous by another performer, the audience always will compare it to the original artist. .

Listen to this.

Irene Cara kills that song. She's got the pipes… [More]
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Father Piotr Natanek, the Polish Savonarola

Would you please answer few questions?
Who suspended Padre Pio?
Did he/they have reason for suspension?
Would you say Padre Pio was an idiot and was suspended?


After I wrote that lengthy logical piece which, in almost any sentient being, would destroy their trust in this rogue preist, you write the above garbage to me?

Look, Natanek is no St. Pio and you demonstrate again that you are living in denial regarding this suspended priest. Natanek's obligation was to obey his bishop in all that is … [More]
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Father Piotr Natanek, the Polish Savonarola

Cardinal Stanislaw Dziwisz, former special secretary to St. Pope John Paul II, suspended the rebel priest (Fr. Natanek) a divinis for disobedience.

If you think that that was an illegitimate sanction not warranted by the rebel priest's disobedience, you must then believe that the man (Dziwisz) who St. Pope John Paul II the Greatest of All Time chose to be his personal secretary was a terribly flawed character and issued imprudent sanctions against the “saintly priest” Fr. Natanek without … [More]
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Father Piotr Natanek, the Polish Savonarola

de·ni·al (dĕ-nī'ăl),
An unconscious defense mechanism used to allay anxiety by denying the existence of important conflicts, troublesome impulses, events, actions, or illness.
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Father Piotr Natanek, the Polish Savonarola

The words of a saintly priest or was Fr. Natanek just having a bad day?

Speaking of Monsignor Józef Życiński - Archbishop of Lublin, a famous intellectual and supporter of Europe who died several months ago in Rome - Father Natanek “revealed” that “now the bishop is in hell, bound by the heaviest chain to Mohammed” and that “his cries can be heard in heaven.”

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His (Fr Natanek) blatant actions increase day by day: he recently attacked a TVN 24 film crew, asking God to curse them.

The rule seems to be "stay on Fr. Natanek's good side" or be consigned to the nether regions and/or be cursed by God.
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Gloria.TV News on the 7th of May 2014

Cardinals approve miracle attributed to Paul VI

This morning (May 6th), cardinals and bishops of the Congregation for the Causes of Saints gave their final approval for the late Pope’s healing of an unborn child.

The miracle attributed to the intercession of Paul VI was witnessed in the United States in 2001. It involved the healing of an unborn child, which was found to have serious problems and a high risk of brain damage: the foetus’ bladder was damaged and doctors reported ascites (… [More]
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Gloria.TV News on the 6th of May 2014

Lucia is the most beautiful woman on gloriatv.

Plus, she's a very good Catholic, she has a beautiful singing voice and, I understand, she is an excellent marksman.