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A Healing?

A Healing?
Humor (Thanks to HolyRope)

A Methodist preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Tyrone got in line and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Tyrone, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Tyrone replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Preacher put one finger of one hand in Tyrone's ear, placed his other hand
on top of Tyrone's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a 'blue streak' for Tyrone, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Tyrone, how is your hearing now?"

Tyrone answered, "I don't know. It ain't til next week."



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ACLumsden

👌 😁

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holyrope 3

yes, we know about the "communion tables".... if all jokes had to be so 'technical', they probably wouldn't be funny. 🚬

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ACLumsden

👏 Hey good one! However, Methodists do not have altars, they prefer to call them 'communion tables'. They do not believe in the sacrificial meal or the concept of 'sacred time' and therefore, the breaking of bread is only just that, a breaking of bread nothing more (and much less is some Methodist circuits!).
The Methodist focus of attention is the pulpit, the Word is the highlight of their Sundays. Therefore, their pulpit is more important than the table of communion.

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