Rum & Coke

Rum & Coke
Humor - Thanks to Dr. Joe for submitting today's joke

A Baptist minister was seated next to President Bill Clinton on a flight to New York City.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

Bill Clinton asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust.....

"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

Bill Clinton then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."