The Dog is Not For Sale!

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!
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IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT GLORIA.TV'S DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR DOG!!!!!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,
FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK,
FOUR MILITANT HOMOS AND THREE HETERODOX BISHOPS.

FOR THE LAST TIME... OUR DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!!!!!

NO, WE DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT - HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!!