$85,000

$85,000
Humor (thanks to Laurie for today's joke)

When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it.

After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box, When he open it there were 2 doilies and $85,000.00.

He ask why this was in the box, She replied When I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time. I got mad at you.

He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was for.

She replied that's the money from selling the doilies.

seanie
Actually a doily is in no way related to a "dolly". A doily is something you put your cup and saucer upon.