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Spokesman: Bergoglio Hurt Himself on the Nightstand

Francis’ spokesman said on Saturday night that he bruised his chin on his nightstand. He has a bad bruise on the left side of his face.

Today, Francis held a consistory to create 21 new Cardinals in Rome and didn't attend the reopening of the Cathedral Notre Dame in Paris.

An earlier media report said that Francis had fallen.

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Photoshop of the Century, right here: St. Nicholas open-hand (ahem) slapping Antipope Bergoglio. | Barnhardt

Ivan Tomas

Sancte Nicolae, ora pro nobis!
Here is another one.

Jeffrey Ade

@Maria delos Angeles Happy birthday!

On the Feast of St Nicholas who gave the famous slap to the heretic Arius at the Council of Nicaea (also happens to be my birthday.)

Dr Bobus

Also known as (acc to one of my Angelicum profs): The feast of St Thomas' headache

Do tell.

Dr Bobus

On the Feast of St Nicholas St Thomas had an incident in choir. Perhaps related to Mystical experience that ended his writing. Perhaps from a blow to his head while traveling. Perhaps a stroke. Anyway. it happened on that feast in 1273.

Perhaps Old Nick was trying to show him something? Sure it was not because of heresy though.. It's all a bunch of straw! or something..

Dr Bobus

Some think.St Thomas had a vision of the Trinity. That would explain him saying that compared to what was revealed to him, what he had written was straw.
That doesn't invalidate St Thomas' work. Rather. it affirms that acc to St Thomas theology is analogy. NB: analogia fidei.

I sure am glad the dumb ox left us a few strands of straw.., after all the ox was close to the Lord in the stable and made a bed for him in the crib..

SonoftheChurch

Looks like His Holiness got a Saint Nicholas-style heretic-slap to his lower jaw…..some would say “well deserved.” 😎 Perhaps the great Saint isn’t quite happy with what’s been going on and decided to reach through the veil and take some much needed action. Sadly though, as with the heretical apostate and enemy of the Faith, Arius, it probably will have very little effect. 😐