Uncle Joe
The "Civilization of Love" Rules for Survival
1) Try to always avoid crowds (unless you're going to church which is usually not crowded)
2) Never shop on 'Black Friday' or the day after Christmas or any of the highly publicized consumer 'bargain days.' The bargains will be there days later after the initial crowds are gone and your chances of staying safe are much better.
3) Always have a 'wing …More
The "Civilization of Love" Rules for Survival

1) Try to always avoid crowds (unless you're going to church which is usually not crowded)

2) Never shop on 'Black Friday' or the day after Christmas or any of the highly publicized consumer 'bargain days.' The bargains will be there days later after the initial crowds are gone and your chances of staying safe are much better.

3) Always have a 'wing man' to watch your back unless you shop early before the feral animals have arisen. This is especially important if you're going to a discount retailer like WalMart, Target or Kmart.

4) Watch what's going on around you. Keep your eyes moving and always have a plan of escape should you be cornered.
rhemes1582
Pass the popcorn please.