Have You Heard the Good News?

McDonalds manager: “but like, he’s the Pope. How exactly do you say no to him?”

Pope Francis on the midnight spin shift:
‘Have you heard the Good News?’ No! ‘Great!’ Have an Egg McMuffin!

‘Have you heard the Good News?’ Yes! ‘Oh, well, now don’t take it too seriously, just be nice and be happy, unless you dislike a whole swathe of pretend-Christians then feel free to diss them every chance you get, and say it’s just being Christ-like to do so, because that’s what he would do, at least
according to my inner truth which is after all the only thing a man can trust, since there’s no outer truth, right, unless there’s a camera, right?

So promise not to take the Good News too seriously?

Only make sure if you’re giving to the poor your seen to be seen to be doing it. Ok, here’s your muffin.’

Harvesting the Fruit of V-II