A Blonde and Her New Mercedes
Humor ~ Thanks to Laurie (a blonde) for today's joke.
A Blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She can drive the car during the day but at night the car won't move at all.
She tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.
Furious, she calls the dealership, tells them the problem and they send a mechanic to the house.
The mechanic gives the car a thorough inspection and can't find anything wrong.
Eventually, he asks the Blonde, " Are you sure you're using the right gears?"
"Of course I am. I'm not stupid. I use "D" during the day and "N" at night!"