LOL... :D Easy solution. Eat at home with your family. The company's better, the food's better, the service is better, you don't have to "watch what you say", you don't have to tip some stoner out of courtesy, and it's cheaper, too. Totally helps when both spouses know how to cook well (and no, guys, just grilling doesn't count). A lot of trads, being socially/ culturally "trad", are re-discovering the nearly-forgotten pleasures of entertaining, inviting other like-minded Catholics over for dinner, accepting invitations... the way things used to be done. . ;-)