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Parents win battle to name their son LUCIFER after registrar tried to ban it

Parents win battle to name their son LUCIFER after registrar tried to ban it saying the boy ‘wouldn’t succeed in life’ Dan …
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...and every classroom comedian is going to call him Lucy. His childhood is going to be a nightmare sitcom where he can never wake up. Well done, Mom 'n Dad. you've just guaranteed your son a childhood of relentless non-stop bullying. The name you assumed was so sophisticated is a natural for a girly nickname and famous TV show jokes... There was even a "Lucy" riff in, (wait for it) Hellboy II …More
...and every classroom comedian is going to call him Lucy. His childhood is going to be a nightmare sitcom where he can never wake up. Well done, Mom 'n Dad. you've just guaranteed your son a childhood of relentless non-stop bullying. The name you assumed was so sophisticated is a natural for a girly nickname and famous TV show jokes... There was even a "Lucy" riff in, (wait for it) Hellboy II (2:57). :D

It gets better, when the teasing really picks up, every insolent little joker will turn to his teacher and say, "It weren't me fault, Mum. The devil made me do it."