Liberace looks like a real tooty fruity!
I once was traveling and stopped by a Catholic church in the area for Mass. The priest strolled in wearing loud yellow Elton John glasses and my wife turned to me and gave me that, my gaydar detector just went off look, and we left and found another Mass to go to.
O for a fearless, zealous Warrior Pope, who would rise up with a burning Sword of Holy Fire and Power in his hand from the presence of the Lord, and endowed with holiness and righteous indignation, purge and cleanse the Church and her Priesthood of the filth and abomination that, like a cesspool of sewage overflowing with excrement, fills her to the very brim in this dire hour of satanic darkness. And deliver her out of the hellish bondage of those who hold her captive in chains of degeneracy and degradation. May it please God to grant such a Holy Shepherd unto us.