@Holy Cannoli an excellent segue, since I'm sure you read your CNN story and said, "What a croc..."

This is important news but I didn't know where to put it so I figured that it would fit with the story of the Protestant getting eaten by a croc.
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As you've probably heard by now there will no longer be a swimsuit competition as part of the Miss America contest.
(CNN)The next edition of the Miss America pageant will scrap swimsuits and will be more inclusive to women of all sizes, the contest announced Tuesday. "We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance. That's huge," she (Gretchen Carlson, the chairwoman of the Miss America board of directors) said.
Carlson also said the new Miss America competition will be more inclusive to women of "all shapes and sizes."
Carlson did not respond when asked if the new rules were meant to be similar to the rules for beauty contests held by the Soviets.