This week, British men and women will spend upwards of £650 million in honour of a third century North African priest who had the ill fortune to annoy a Roman emperor. …
Show of hands, who wants to contract a solemn, practically indissolible sacred bond with a person they don't love? A person selected by someone who doesn't care in the slightest if the married couple are miserable for the rest of their lives. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. :P
