The Little Old Lady
The Little Old Lady Humor ~ From the archives There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, "Praise the Lord!" Well …More
The Little Old Lady
Humor ~ From the archives
There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
Well, one day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no God!"
Time passes with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one morning in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am hungry. Please provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted, "There is no Lord. I bought those groceries!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the …More
Humor ~ From the archives
There was a little old lady who would come out every morning on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the sky and shout, "Praise the Lord!"
Well, one day an atheist moved into the house next door. Over time, he became irritated at the little old lady. So every morning he would step out onto his front porch and yell after her, "There is no God!"
Time passes with the two of them carrying on this way every day. Then one morning in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am hungry. Please provide for me, oh Lord!"
The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for me!" The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted, "There is no Lord. I bought those groceries!"
The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted, "Praise the …More
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The old lady was smart.
Nevertheless, the atheist did a good deed to feed the hungry woman.
He might convert in future and he won't exmperience hell just purgatory from where there is only one way and thus he will join the poor woman in heaven.
Nevertheless, the atheist did a good deed to feed the hungry woman.
He might convert in future and he won't exmperience hell just purgatory from where there is only one way and thus he will join the poor woman in heaven.
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Apologies to our brothers and sisters......cousins.......friends associates who are atheists and who may be offended by this little story. No disrespect is meant and obviously the joke does NOT literally reflect Catholic attitudes toward atheists.
Catholics know that atheists are NOT literally devils. Despicable, loathsome, self-absorbed creatures, yes but, not devils and they will very likely …More
Apologies to our brothers and sisters......cousins.......friends associates who are atheists and who may be offended by this little story. No disrespect is meant and obviously the joke does NOT literally reflect Catholic attitudes toward atheists.
Catholics know that atheists are NOT literally devils. Despicable, loathsome, self-absorbed creatures, yes but, not devils and they will very likely face centuries in purgatory before spending eternity in hell.
:o)
Catholics know that atheists are NOT literally devils. Despicable, loathsome, self-absorbed creatures, yes but, not devils and they will very likely face centuries in purgatory before spending eternity in hell.
:o)