Give them 2 cards, a conversion/repentance tract to be Baptised in the Catholic Church, and a card with the truth of what vaccines are all about and their lethal ingredients with the real death rate statistics.

Hi, I'm the manager! Will you be paying in cash? No problem, I'll vouch for you! Please, take a seat!

In reality, the maitre d' would simply smile a sour smile and politiely tell Kelly Ann's party it's clear they would be better served at a different establishment and pointedly cancel the reservation. Restauranteurs today are a haughty bunch and run their venues with the iron hand of a FaceBook Fact-Checker.

Christianity is always out of fashion because it is always sane; and all fashions are mild insanities.