Catholic "How to meet a girl" Lines/Christian Breakup Lines
Catholic "How to meet a girl" Lines - Words to win her heart
Humor
"is this pew taken?"
"for you i would slay two Goliaths"
"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
"can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
''you put the 'cute' back in persecution...''
"i know its absurd, but every time i walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem."
"i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"
"you float my ark"
"i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offertory basket."
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Christian Breakup Lines
1. "I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual."
2. "I'm sorry, it's just not God's will."
3. "I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible."
4. "I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic."
5. "God loves me and must have a better plan for my life."
6. "You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother."
7. "At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together."
8. "You need someone with lower standards."
9. "I think we should just be prayer partners."
10. "I do love you, but it's just agape now"
Humor
"is this pew taken?"
"for you i would slay two Goliaths"
"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
"can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
''you put the 'cute' back in persecution...''
"i know its absurd, but every time i walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem."
"i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder"
"you float my ark"
"i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offertory basket."
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Christian Breakup Lines
1. "I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual."
2. "I'm sorry, it's just not God's will."
3. "I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible."
4. "I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic."
5. "God loves me and must have a better plan for my life."
6. "You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother."
7. "At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together."
8. "You need someone with lower standards."
9. "I think we should just be prayer partners."
10. "I do love you, but it's just agape now"
