Catholic "How to meet a girl" Lines - Words to win her heart
Humor
"is this pew taken?"
"for you i would slay two Goliaths"
"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
"can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?"
"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
''you put the 'cute' back in persecution...'' "i know its absurd, but every time i walk towards you, it feels like im being lead to bethlehem." "i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder" "you float my ark" "i would have asked you out to dinner, but i just put all my money in the offertory basket." --------------------------------------------------------------- Christian Breakup Lines 1. "I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual." 2. "I'm sorry, it's just not God's will." 3. "I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible." 4. "I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic." 5. "…More