Do people not understand that cell phones can record calls? Hence breaking the seal of confession.

Dear Bro. Priests, You can cancel Confession altogether (Card(?) Fats Tobin, Exhibit A); you can be a Flaming Fagola and even a cardinal under Antipope Francis (see prior exhibit); the USCCB may be code for a gay dating service; but if anyone asks, we're most concerned about canon law protocol.

Well.. that's a plus. Sister Jennifer shouldn't be anointing the sick any more than she should be administering the Eucharist to the sick, either.