Don't touch Pinocchio! Go back to where you come from!

“I should know…that just because I feel that everything is useless and going to pieces and badly done and futile, it is really not that way at all. Everything is all right. It is in the hands of God. Let us abandon everything to Divine Providence” ~Dorothy Day

Why not Greta. She lies much better

Could be worse: at least Pinocchio aspired to become a real boy; Bergoglio should aspire to become a real pope.