“It’s ok honey. Your buttcheeks looked wonderful, and millions of men got to see them. You should be proud.”

No one is a super hero who has to parade around with their entire back end exposed for the whole world to see. And although the dad seems dad-like, no good father would allow his daughter to appear this way in public. The Olympics need to end.

If one can lose with dignity, after trying their best, one always wins.