FROM CHURCH SIGNS TO BLOOPERS IN THE BULLETIN
Humor
"Seven days without prayer makes 1 weak," reads a favorite.
"Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help," is another.
"Get rich quick. Count your blessings."
"Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?"
"Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet Him)."
"Occupy Church."
"Hot? Our church is prayer-conditioned."
"There's no A.C. in hell either."
"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
"Every day above ground is a good one."
"God answers knee-mail."
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."
"Repent now. Avoid the rush on Judgment Day."
"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place."
to be continued...
