FROM CHURCH SIGNS TO BLOOPERS IN THE BULLETIN
Humor
"Seven days without prayer makes 1 weak," reads a favorite.
"Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help," is another.
"Get rich quick. Count your blessings."
"Eternity: smoking or non-smoking?"
"Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet Him)."
"Occupy Church." "Hot? Our church is prayer-conditioned." "There's no A.C. in hell either." "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1." "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." "Every day above ground is a good one." "God answers knee-mail." "The most powerful position is on your knees." "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing." "Repent now. Avoid the rush on Judgment Day." "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place." to be continued...