Coronavirus: Ten Holy Rules to Follow
1
"Stay calm and don't lose your heads."
Saint John the Baptist
2
"It's not the Apocalypse yet."
Saint John the Evangelist
3
"Wash your hands."
Pontius Pilate
4
"Avoid hugs and kisses"
Judas
5
"If you sneeze or cough, cover yourself or at least direct your breath."
Holy Spirit
6
"If you have a fever or cough, stay in seclusion."
Saint Bruno the Carthusian
7
"Do not touch eyes, nose, mouth and sores with your hands."
St. Thomas the Apostle
8
"Pets do not spread the New Coronavirus."
Saint Francis of Assisi
9
"Avoid travelling to China"
Matteo Ricci
10
"And above all: If any Chinawomen grabs your hand hard, call Pope Francis."
"Stay calm and don't lose your heads."
Saint John the Baptist
2
"It's not the Apocalypse yet."
Saint John the Evangelist
3
"Wash your hands."
Pontius Pilate
4
"Avoid hugs and kisses"
Judas
5
"If you sneeze or cough, cover yourself or at least direct your breath."
Holy Spirit
6
"If you have a fever or cough, stay in seclusion."
Saint Bruno the Carthusian
7
"Do not touch eyes, nose, mouth and sores with your hands."
St. Thomas the Apostle
8
"Pets do not spread the New Coronavirus."
Saint Francis of Assisi
9
"Avoid travelling to China"
Matteo Ricci
10
"And above all: If any Chinawomen grabs your hand hard, call Pope Francis."