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Coronavirus: Ten Holy Rules to Follow

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"Stay calm and don't lose your heads."
Saint John the Baptist

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"It's not the Apocalypse yet."
Saint John the Evangelist

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"Wash your hands."
Pontius Pilate

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"Avoid hugs and kisses"
Judas

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"If you sneeze or cough, cover yourself or at least direct your breath."
Holy Spirit

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"If you have a fever or cough, stay in seclusion."
Saint Bruno the Carthusian

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"Do not touch eyes, nose, mouth and sores with your hands."
St. Thomas the Apostle

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"Pets do not spread the New Coronavirus."
Saint Francis of Assisi

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"Avoid travelling to China"
Matteo Ricci

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"And above all: If any Chinawomen grabs your hand hard, call Pope Francis."
J G Tasan
#10 is hilarious!
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#10 is hilarious!

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GChevalier
Only one rule to follow in relation to the Antichrist: Flee, Flee, Flee!
Ultraviolet
Collectors Caution: Chinawomen are extremely fragile. Do not slap them. :D
J G Tasan
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