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Coronavirus: Ten Holy Rules to Follow

1 "Stay calm and don't lose your heads." Saint John the Baptist 2 "It's not the Apocalypse yet." Saint John the Evangelist 3 "Wash your hands." Pontius Pilate 4 "Avoid hugs and kisses" Judas 5 "If you …More
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"Stay calm and don't lose your heads."
Saint John the Baptist
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"It's not the Apocalypse yet."
Saint John the Evangelist
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"Wash your hands." Pontius Pilate 4 "Avoid hugs and kisses" Judas 5 "If you sneeze or cough, cover yourself or at least direct your breath." Holy Spirit 6 "If you have a fever or cough, stay in seclusion." Saint Bruno the Carthusian 7 "Do not touch eyes, nose, mouth and sores with your hands." St. Thomas the Apostle 8 "Pets do not spread the New Coronavirus." Saint Francis of Assisi 9 "Avoid travelling to China" Matteo Ricci 10 "And above all: If any Chinawomen grabs your hand hard, call Pope Francis."
J G Tasan
#10 is hilarious!
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#10 is hilarious!

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GChevalier
Only one rule to follow in relation to the Antichrist: Flee, Flee, Flee!
Ultraviolet
Collectors Caution: Chinawomen are extremely fragile. Do not slap them. :D
J G Tasan
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