Santa: Bishop Bows To Magisterium of the Oligarchs
Instead, he taught the children about Saint Bishop Nicholas of Myra who was born and raised in Sicily and whose relics are in Noto Cathedral.
“No, Santa does not exist,” Staglianò insisted, “In fact, I would add that the red of the suit he wears was chosen by Coca-Cola exclusively for advertising purposes.”
But then some activists of the oligarch media complained, and Staglianò’s press secretary quickly apologised protesting that it “was not Staglianò's intention to cause so much media hype or to disappoint children.” The oligarchs' activists, happy to have defeated another bishop, headlined, “Diocese apologises after bishop tells children Santa doesn’t exist.”
Staglianò insisted that a bishop "must preach" the Christian value of Christmas - obviously only as long as the oligarchs don't complain.
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