De Profundis
A December 31 fool's joke:

In a new motu proprio, Bergolgio has brought in new ecclesiastical abbreviations to add to the usual ones you see for Saints in your Missal, like: Conf - Confessor; M. - Martyr; BB. - Blessed The new ones are: Pf. - Poof Tf. - Thief Her. - Heretic Ab. - Abortionist
Cuthbert Mayne
The reality is probably much worse