Nice Try: Bishop Attempts to Push Communion in the Hand on Old Mass

"Stop being more stupid than you already are." -Rafal_Ordure. --shall I aspire to your level of stupidity, perhaps? :D I'd better discuss logical "argumentums" about "mataphysical" "non-sense" while I "strain the gnat" in a "protestant forum in Sri Lanka".

I will have to work at getting to your level of dumb. Perhaps you'll help me. ;-) You did say (elsewhere), "I may clarify some points for you... under the condition you will kindly ask"

Fair enough. I'm going to take you up on that offer. Oh Rafal, Rafal... please help me achieve your constantly manifested stupidity. Show me how to fabricate claims about Church history, how to ignore Benedict XVI's repeated and exasperated insistence that he resigned.

If you can find the time, share your peculiar gift of mentioning academic subjects when they're irrelevant to the discussion.

I'd be extremely grateful if you could tutor me in writing broken English while accusing other people of educational shortcomings. Perhaps you can give me pointers how to also butcher Latin "argumentums" while pretending to be a scholarly debater. I'll also need some assistance in making all the logical fallacies that come so naturally to you.

If this is too much, at least point me in the right direction. I beg you, Rafal.

Where on earth did you learn to be such a fool and a clown? There had to be some badly-tiled Polish toilet that handed you a paper towel and called it a diploma.Which one?

No doubt it stank of boiled-cabbage and the stale farts of Eastern Europeans who weren't smart enough to win a place at a Russian university. So again, I ask... which dreary provincial backwater produced something like you?

Help me Rafal_Ovile_Kenobi, you're my only hope. :D

Who knows? Once I yank my own diploma off the roll next to the sink, I might even start arguing Benedict didn't resign.